What to Expect When Your Wife is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not Audiobook (Free)

Within this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired answer to the bestseller What to Expect IF YOU ARE Expecting.

The 3rd edition of the best, funniest father’s guide to presenting a baby, What things to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is currently thoroughly revised and updated, but it’s still filled with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, simply something funny and helpful for the expectant guy, the book is now a in what to Expect WHENEVER YOUR Wife is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not classic gift, exceeded knowingly in one generation of first-time papas to the next.

With this lighthearted, month-by-month instruction manual around the care and nurture of the pregnant wife the primary part of expectant dads he’ll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not saying through the three phases of labor; what things to buy, just how many, and when; preserving work-life balance; preserving work-life-wife balance.

New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include:

The minefield: the incorrect gifts for your pregnant wife

Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update!

Eight explanations why not to pick out maternity clothes

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends!

Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!)

Up to date baby name help, including Tweets hash tags.

Cloth diapers: The controversy is back!