Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine Audiobook (Free)

Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas using a key button that may launch your car into space — the future, according to Not Elon Musk, is an exciting time for you to neuralink and obey!

A landmark volume compiled by among the great thoughts of our period, Not Elon Musk’s WELCOME TO THE NEAR FUTURE explores such profound questions as: How will mankind travel through tubes? When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall deeply in love with them only to break our hearts? How come the Tesla flower built-in a hollowed-out volcano on an exclusive isle? And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming Locks Transplant Wars? Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, component Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, component Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Not really Elon Musk points out in WELCOME TO THE NEAR FUTURE why Not Elon Musk is indeed ready to repair Earth but also, possibly, leave it.