The Wacky Misadventures of Warble McGorkle Audiobook (Free)

‘the Wacky Misadventures of Warble McGorkle’ is a picaresque satire that traces its literary lineage back to ‘Don Quixote’, ‘Huckleberry Finn’, and ‘A Confederacy of Dunces’. Through the protagonist’s zany antics, it pokes fun at the ‘get wealthy quick’ and ‘get rich by any means possible’ philosophies widespread in today’s culture. Warble McGorkle, the protagonist, considers himself a genius. In reality, he’s a jumble-headed, paranoid megalomaniac. My book is the (relatively darkly) funny about The Wacky Misadventures of Warble McGorkle account of his meteoric rise from drifter to Chief executive of the United States. Warble and his wife Mary crisscross the U.S.A. at breakneck velocity, as Warble efforts to remain one step before pursuers (many of them imaginary). Just about everywhere he and Mary go, Warble concocts a cockamamie plan to obtain fabulously rich also to propel himself to the pinnacle of culture, where his fame–so he reasons, anyway–will make him secure from the makes supposedly arrayed against him. Among other projects, Warble: Forms a polka punk music group in St. Augustine, Florida; Produces a reality-TV show named ‘Bad Boyz Behind Barz’, making usage of webcams in federal penitentiaries; Markets himself like a super-hero, ‘The Color-Blind Chameleon’, using his manufactured fame to land lucrative endorsement contracts; and founds a biotech firm that produces and markets a tablet which transforms the pill ingester’s character. Finally, after providing a term as governor of the state of Wisconsin, Warble, along with his wife Mary as his Vice Presidential operating mate, is elected Leader of the United States.