The Sweet Potato Queens’ Book of Love Audiobook (Free)

To learn the Special Potato Queens is to like them, and if you haven’t heard about them however, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, using their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick’s Time parade. In The Nice Potato Queens’ Publication of Like, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the globe with this sly, hilarious manifesto about like, life, men, and the importance of becoming prepared. Chapters include:

• The Accurate Magic Words Assured to Get Any Man to accomplish Your Bidding

• The Five Guys You Must Have in Your Life all the time

• Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly

• What to Eat When Tragedy Hits, or Just for Entertainment

• The Best Guidance Ever Given in the Entire Background of the World

From tales of the infamous Special Potato Queens’ Guarantee to the joys of Chocolates Stuff and Fat Mama’s Knock You Nude Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book may be the gen-u-wine article.