The Haunted Forest Tour Audiobook (Free)

Females and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back and enjoy a smooth trip in air-conditioned convenience as your heavily armored tram goes through nature’s most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying animals of all shapes, sizes, and craving for food levels, and you will get to notice these wonders in complete security.

Howl with a werewolf! Gaze in to the glowing eye of a giant spider! Look through a spooky ghost! Discover horrific monsters you couldn’t also imagine, only ins from you! Stuff with fangs, issues with claws, factors with dripping crimson jaws-you’ll see them all!

Not thrilling more than enough? Well, it’s Halloween, therefore we’re offering a very unique tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route will go deeper into the woods than any civilians possess ventured before, and you’re guaranteed to obtain a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour includes a 100% security record, and technical difficulties are unusual. You will be in no danger whatsoever.

We promise.