The Goldblum Variations: Adventures of Jeff Goldblum Across the Known (and Unknown) Universe Audiobook (Free)

“Fantastic!” -the actual Jeff Goldblum (for real)

The perfect gift and essential companion for any fan of Jeff Goldblum, Hollywood’s most beloved and otherworldly icon.

You like Jeff Goldblum. We like Jeff Goldblum. Helen McClory really prefers Jeff Goldblum.

So lie back again, Jurassic Park-style, and prepare to enjoy The Goldblum Variants, a assortment of tales, musings, puzzles, and games based on the best Jeff Goldblum mainly because he (and alternative versions of himself) travels through the known (and unknown) universe within a mighty celebration of strange and wonderful Goldbluminess.

Maybe he’s cresting the steep bluffs of a mysterious planet with an epic treasure hunt, probably he’s wearing a nice sweater, probably he’s reading out of this extremely book. The options are endless. Treat yourself . . . because everything glitters is Goldblum.