The Dark Lord’s Handbook Audiobook (Free)

To become Dark Lord is no easy thing. The simple ambition to hold dominion around the world and bend all to your will seems straightforward, but it isn’t. You will find armies to raise, fortresses to create, heroes to beat, and battles to be fought.

After many spectacular failures, Evil made a decision to lend a lot more than inspiration to these would-be tyrants. He wrote an easy-to-follow Dark Lord’s Handbook. And yet another Dark Lord that arrived screwed up like all the others.

It turned out more than 100 years, and the Handbook was shed in the annals of your time, along with all that was mythic and exciting in the globe. Then one time, a randy dragon had a opportunity encounter. Nine weeks later a Dark Lord was born. In time, the Handbook discovered its way to this brand-new contender: Morden.