The Corpse-Rat King, Audiobook (Free)

Marius dos Hellespont and his apprentice, Gerd, are professional looters of battlefields. If they come across the corpse from the Ruler of Scorby and Gerd is usually killed, Marius is normally recognised incorrectly as the monarch by among the inactive soldiers and is transported right down to the Kingdom from the Deceased.

Just like the living people, the dead need a King-after most, the Ruler is God’s representative, and someone must remind God where these are.

And so it comes to pass that Marius is banished to the top with one message: if he really wants to recover his lifestyle he must get the dead a King. Which he completely intends to accomplish.

Just as soon as he stops running away.