Starship Grifters Audiobook (Free)

A space-faring ne’er-do-well with an increase of bravado than brains, Rex Nihilo plies the known world within a tireless search for his own private gain. But when he fleeces a wealthy weapons dealer in a high-stakes texas holdem game, he ends up winning a worthless planet…and owing an outstanding debt more huge than space itself! The only path for Rex to flee a lifetime of torture on the jail world Gulagatraz is normally to score a big payday by pulling off his biggest rip-off. But getting confusing in the struggle between the tyrannical Malarchian Empire as well as the plucky rebels from the Revolting Front-and aiming to double-cross them both-may end up being his biggest mistake. Luckily for Rex, his discouraged but faithful automatic robot sidekick has the cyber-smarts to deal with buxom bounty hunters, pudgy princesses, overbearing overlords, and interstellar evangelists…while still keeping Rex’s martini cup filled.