Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson Audiobook (Free)

A little book with a big message…… when existence hits us using a splat

Someday a bird will poop on all of us.

But that’s alright. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash chat, and tweets, stuff are bound to get a little poopy.

What matters isn’t what size the mess is–but how you react to it.

Someday a Parrot Will Poop you is a modern parable about existence striking us with something unexpected–and an ideal gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.