I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting Audiobook (Free)

Given that I’m a mother, I know probably the most painful component isn’t getting something large through your hooha. It’s having a genuine live child.

If you are the type of mother who shapes your kiddo’s organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. In the event that you stayed up past midnight to produce posters for your PTO presidential advertising campaign, do not read this book. In the event that you look down your nasal area at parents who have Domino’s pizza on speed dial, usually do not read this book.

But if you are the type about I Want My Epidural Back: Travels in Mediocre Parenting of parent who accidentally moves ballistic on your own rugrats each morning because they won’t put their sneakers on and then you are feeling super guilty about it all day and that means you take them to McDonalds for a particular treat but really it’s because you exposed your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy even more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book.

I’D LIKE MY EPIDURAL BACK is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome these are and exactly how their kids love them just as much as kids with ideal parents. Karen Alpert’s honest but amusing observations, tales, quips and photos will have you nodding your mind and peeing inside your trousers. Or around the toilet if you’re smart and go through it there.