I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting Audiobook (Free)

Following a success of Go the F**k to Rest, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is normally a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales through the frontlines of parenthood by the writer of the favorite Baby Sideburns blog.

A long time ago you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it’s about the pediatrician, breasts pumps, princess dresses, and about I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments nobody ever informed you about parenting minivans. And finding that your pride and joy is truly a little A-hole.

Whenever your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he really wants to view Caillou, he’s an a-hole. Whenever your little girl outlines every part of your living room having a crimson crayon, she’s an a-hole. Whenever your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen roof using their smoothies, they’re a-holes. Sometimes like these, it’s just natural to desire to destroy them (or yourself). But it’s illegal (and there’s the suicide hotline). Plus, there’s that whole loving them more than anything in depends upon issue.

In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert stocks hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of bringing up children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you have a good laugh so difficult you’ll wish you were wearing a diaper.