Holidays on Ice: Stories Audiobook (Free)

David Sedaris’s beloved holiday collection is definitely new again with 6 more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favorites as the diaries of the Macy’s elf and the history of two very competitive family members, are Sedaris’s tales of tardy trick-or-treaters (‘Us and Them’); the down sides of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French (‘Jesus Shaves’); how to proceed when you’ve been locked out inside a snowstorm (‘Let It Snow’); the puzzling Xmas traditions of other countries (‘Six to Eight Dark Men’); what Halloween at the medical examiner’s appears like (‘The Monster Mash’); and a barnyard key Santa scheme gone awry (‘Cow and Turkey’).

No real matter what your preferred holiday, you will not want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called ‘one of the funniest writers alive’ (Economist).