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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Audiobook (Free)

Summary:

WHAT . A RIOT!

Lifestyle doesn’t get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes goal with her irreverent wit. Who else would send out all-staff email messages to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original articles, the #1 bestselling writer of Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea provides one laugh-out-loud instant after another as she models her sights on the ridiculous side of child years, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, be it approximately Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang composing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her dad social graces simply by ordering him to remain indoors. It’s open up season on her behalf love lifestyle, from playing a prank on her behalf boyfriend (utilizing a ravioli, a artificial autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to implementing a dog so she can snuggle with a person who doesn’t talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach holiday turns into matchmaking gone crazy. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good great good!

CHELSEA HANDLER ON…

Becoming unpopular: ‘My parents couldn’t have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren’t bought at a pharmacy.’

Living with her boyfriend: ‘He’s similar to a large toddler, the only difference getting he doesn’t cry when he wakes up.’

Appreciating her brother: ‘He’s a certified public accountant, and I have a genuine life.’

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: ‘It wasn’t her strength that intimidated me. It had been the starry way her eyes centered on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to give food to.’