Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You’re Awesome Audiobook (Free)

The most recent book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be wondering a series of important questions:

Will I be considered a great parent? • AM I GOING TO have the ability to afford this? • Can I ever have sexual intercourse again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is usually a rock-solid no. But because your presence is now a petrifying turd over the canvas of lifestyle doesn’t imply your about Bro Code for Parents: What things to Expect When You’re Awesome kid must be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve created this book-to educate you on how to become an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get a kid stuffed right into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics want “The Boobs for the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Fishing boat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, as well as suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents offers you all of the tools you’ll need to increase your child to become almost as awesome as I am. Nearly.