Bad Monkey Audiobook (Free)

Andrew Yancy-late of the Miami Law enforcement and soon-to-be-late from the Monroe Region sheriff’s office-has a individual arm in his fridge. There’s a reasonable (Hiaasenian) explanation for your, however, not for how and just why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can confirm murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Wellness Inspector gig (it’s not really known as the roach patrol for nothing). But first-this being Hiaasen nation- about Bad Monkey Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unstable events with a team of even more wildly unstable personas, including his just-ex fan, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow from the freezing arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto loss of life by her peculiar charms; Yancy’s brand-new true love, a kinky coroner; as well as the eponymous poor monkey, who with amusing aplomb earns his place among Carl Hiaasen’s most significant characters.

Here’s Hiaasen performing what he will better than anyone else: spinning an account simultaneously fiercely directed and wickedly funny in which the greedy, the corrupt, and the degraders of what’s still left of pristine Florida-now, of the Bahamas as well-get their comeuppance in mordantly ingenious, diabolically entertaining style.