Apocalypticon Audiobook (Free)

Three years have passed since the Jamaicans caused the apocalypse, and things in post-Armageddon Chicago possess settled right into a new sort of normal. Unfortunately, that ‘regular’ includes collapsing skyscrapers, rings of bloodthirsty maniacs, and a dwindling cache of success supplies. After viewing his family, close friends, and most of the non-sadistic elements of society crumble around him, Patrick decides it’s time to mix one last item off his bucket list.

He’s going to Disney World.

This hilarious, heartfelt, gut-wrenching odyssey through post-apocalyptic America is a pilgrimage peppered with peril, as fellow survivors Patrick and Ben encounter a slew of odd characters, from zombie politicians and deranged survivalists to a milky-eyed oracle who does not have a lot of very good news. Plus, it appears like Patrick could be hiding the true reason behind their mission towards the Magic Kingdom .