A Goomba’s Guide to Life Audiobook (Free)

Attention would-be paesans: Can’t distinguish “gabagool” from “pasta fazool”? Not sure how to properly accessorize your track suit with yellow metal chains? Will the term “go to the mattresses” cause you to sleepy? Today Steven R. Schirripa, The Sopranos’ own Bobby Bacala, exposes the inner mysteries of the unique Italian-American cross types within a Goomba’s Guide alive so that anyone can walk, chat, and live like a guy “from a nearby.”

Über-goomba Steve Schirripa displays how being truly a goomba made him in regards to a Goomba’s Guide to Life what he’s today, supplying lessons learned on his own trip from Bensonhurst to Vegas, and to his current gig as Bobby Bacala on one of TV’s most well-known shows. Along the way, he shares secrets that may help you get in touch with your own internal goomba. You’ll find out what music to enjoy (Sinatra, yes; Snoop Dogg, no), what movies to view (Raging Bull, yes; Titanic, by no means), which sports activities to follow (baseball is great; golf and golf, fuhgeddaboudit), as well as tips about goomba etiquette. Ever question how a genuine goomba gets the very best seat inside your home? (Hint: It involves tipping, jewelry, and intimidation.) Schirripa even includes goomba do’s and don’ts (by no means, ever criticize a goomba’s mom or her gravy; usually wear more jewelry than you imagine you will need).

With knockout photographs of Schirripa and his compares, and insider information on how to believe goomba, speak goomba, cook and eat goomba, and even how exactly to behave at goomba weddings and funerals, A Goomba’s Guide to Life will show any wiseguy wannabe how exactly to sing just like a Soprano.