A Girl’s Guide to Vampires Audiobook (Free)

Joy Randall’s Best 5 Techniques for Vampire Hunters:

Location, location, area. Vampires will not be caught useless (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Keep in mind, in the event that you wouldn’t be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eye. You know the good-looking, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long locks and a cleft in his chin? He’s your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not “unintentionally” get a paper trim on your finger and recommend your vampire kiss it to create it better. Play it cool. Don’t give to accompany your prince of the night time in the talk-show circuit, and whatever you decide to do, don’t present him your center! Most of all, remember: being truly a vampire is nothing to have a good laugh about.