Carpet Diem: Or…How to Save the World by Accident Audiobook (Free)

Fifteen years after shedding most of his family to a disastrous, pudding-related tragedy, Simon Debovar has settled into a life of self-imposed exile in the stinking, selfish morass of humanity. Content material that his daily highlights includes hazelnut coffee, an extended bath, and the casual jar of olives, his life is totally upturned with the finding that his ornate living space carpet may be the deciding factor in a wager between God and Satan.

When mysteriously well-timed carpet thieves deprive him of the key heirloom, Simon is forced to keep his hermit’s existence behind for a world of angels, demons, witches, and immortals.

And then it gets complicated.