Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You: Kids, Carbs, and the Coming Hormonal Apocalypse Audiobook (Free)

AFTER I first found that I had been pregnant, I thought this was going to be the most blessed, beautiful, rose-petals-at-my-feet-and-bluebirds-lighting-upon-my-forearm time of my entire life. Then I proceeded to go for my 1st prenatal visit. Which starts using a weigh-in. From comedian Anita Renfroe, currently much loved by women’s groups and YouTube viewers across America, comes this amusing and brazenly honest look at motherhood and middle age. Famous for her live performance from the ‘Mom Music,’ which barrels through about Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You: Kids, Carbs, and the Arriving Hormonal Apocalypse everything a mother says to her children in a single day to the tune from the ‘William Tell Overture’ (just two a few minutes and fifty-five mere seconds), in Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You, Renfroe now becomes her irreverent and daringly accurate comic eyesight to other feminine circumstances. In chapters with titles like ‘Sibling, Can You Extra an Epidural?’ and ‘Playing Favorites (Or, As a matter of known fact, I Do Like Your Brother More),’ she dares to speak what other females are thinking–but don’t state aloud. Using wit and credibility as her weapons of preference, Renfroe shares her deeply funny and relatable takes on everything from weddings to mammograms to every woman’s never-ending quest for just one good picture of herself. The globe is usually a bounty of materials for Renfroe; with it, she makes a feast of laughter for all of us all. Don’t state we didn’t warn you.